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Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

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CollegeHumor Staff Blog: CollegeHumor Needs Editorial Interns

collegehumor:

Are you a funny college student who lives in the greater NYC area? Are you also looking for a sweet internship that will give you a chance to flex your comedy-writing/Internet-loving muscles? You are? Then you should definitely apply to be an editorial intern at CollegeHumor.

Here are the…

i wanted to intern this summer so bad and never saw the post to apply ahh

(Source: College Humor)

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    oh man, i need to be funnier so i can do this next summer hahaha
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    Why don’t I live in Manhattan?
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    Fuckin Fail! I’m awesome :(
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    Allison, I’m moving in with you.
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    I was going to write a post about how funny collegehumor is. Then I realized I was thinking about FunnyOrDie.
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    I hate my life. I hate my life. Why don’t I live in NY. I hate my life.
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    Why yes, I would love to
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    What are you talking about, it’s always been a dream of mine to work at a comedy site that is funny approximately 1% of...
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    Hurry Sven, maybe if you enroll in a college now you can get an internet job. Though somehow I think that collegehumor...
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    What about a high school senior in california?
  17. usuris reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    If only. Hey, Colleghumor! You should get a Philly office as well!! :D No? Well, I tried.
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  19. patrickmerryman reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    i wanted to intern this summer so bad and never saw the post to apply ahh
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    Why why why didn’t I take that loan and go to NYFA?
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