Things I Think About Stuff

Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

Wanna ask me about things? please do.

Alex once took some of the most bizarre pictures after a party had ended at my house. 

Here is one…

(Source: tommphilip)

  1. toastwiththemost reblogged this from collegehumor
  2. alexwatt reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    It was a real “homer” of a good time.
  3. thecontentobserver reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    a beautiful representation of the fundamental parts of the human psyche… don’t follow instructions and be as awkward as...
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  5. peachyplu reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    posin like a FOB ftw :) i did it the whole time i was in china :D its fun trolling especially when in a chinese person...
  6. shhyyy reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    oh god look at his face I LOVE YOU
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  8. collegehumor reblogged this from tommphilip and added:
    CollegeHumor Behind the Scenes We sent Intern Tom and Alex to Yankee stadium with a camera. They were instructed to take...
  9. patrickmerryman reblogged this from tommphilip and added:
    Alex once took some of the most bizarre pictures after a party had ended at my house. Here is one…
  10. cockenblog said: Needs more shockers.
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