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Some day we’ll make it to the final round and the camera will pan to him in the crowd. He’ll probably be living and dying by every flow and ebb in the game’s momentum. The announcer will say, “And there’s Landon Donovan, the man that shaped the future of United States football.”  This is the hero we do not deserve. This is our dark knight. -Anonymous

Some day we’ll make it to the final round and the camera will pan to him in the crowd. He’ll probably be living and dying by every flow and ebb in the game’s momentum. The announcer will say, “And there’s Landon Donovan, the man that shaped the future of United States football.” 

This is the hero we do not deserve. This is our dark knight.

-Anonymous

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