Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.
I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.