Things I Think About Stuff

Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

Wanna ask me about things? please do.

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Hustle and Flow Soundtrack on Amazon

General Electric Internship

Olivia Munn Drunk video

Love Guru 2 search on Google

“Baby Bibs” search on Google Shopping

Facebook

Fuckyoushithead.com (not a real website apparently) 

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