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Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

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3rd Day working at TotalMortgage.com and I may have just gotten Lil B the Based God to sign up with us for a mortgage via twitter… Holy shit. promotion? BASED

Follow our Tumblr run by me 

or the hilarious Twitter 

Like on Facebook?

ITS HOW I GET PAID  HELP ME OUTTTT

  1. itsbusinessasunusual reblogged this from totalmortgage1 and added:
    WOOOHOOOO
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    Thank you, Based Pat.
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