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Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

Wanna ask me about things? please do.
3rd Day working at TotalMortgage.com and I may have just gotten Lil B the Based God to sign up with us for a mortgage via twitter… Holy shit. promotion? BASED

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3rd Day working at TotalMortgage.com and I may have just gotten Lil B the Based God to sign up with us for a mortgage via twitter… Holy shit. promotion? BASED

Follow our Tumblr run by me 

or the hilarious Twitter 

Like on Facebook?

ITS HOW I GET PAID  HELP ME OUTTTT

  1. itsbusinessasunusual reblogged this from totalmortgage1 and added:
    WOOOHOOOO
  2. alexwatt reblogged this from patrickmerryman and added:
    Thank you, Based Pat.
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