Things I Think About Stuff

Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

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intenselyhuman:

I have accomplished the impossible.

I have burned spaghetti.

I legit set mussels on fire today while trying to cook them. ON FIRE. and then in order to prevent death I threw open the kitchen window and threw it all outside…

cause fuck it. thats why. 

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    legit set mussels on fire today while trying to cook them. ON FIRE. and then in order to prevent death
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