Things I Think About Stuff

Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

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Friday Night

Watching old seasons of 30 Rock over again

drinking 

…alone…

removing a wart on my hand

eventually giving up and convincing myself warts are cool

drinking

making a resume

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