Things I Think About Stuff

Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

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Anonymous asked: so like...what are your hopes and dreams?

fuck. really? 

um my hopes…be successful writing or acting. have a happy family. live comfortably. own a dog.

dreams… I have this reoccurring dream where I’m on a zipline and there are alligators trying to eat me and when I get to the end an alligator stands up like a human and says “I farted.” and then he eats me. I think its symbolism for my parents fucked me up or I hate alligators or something.   

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