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Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

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martin-vanburen: Someone is trying to be funny but failing on the internet, I must prove them wrong. 

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Someone is trying to be funny but failing on the internet, I must prove them wrong. 

(Source: americanfrontier)

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    voldemort, in real life.
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    Kat you are my favorite
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