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Say What Now of the Day: I don’t know what’s more shameful: Pat Robertson asking if Mac and Cheese is “a black thing,” or his caricaturistic 700 Club correspondent confirming that it is, in fact, “a black thing.”

[rww.]

A black thing? I am sick of black people getting all the good food. Fried Chicken, Mac and Cheese, and Watermelon? Really? I fucking love all of that. Shut up Robertson, you ignorant slut… and to the reporter… way to stand up for your race you passive idiot. 

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    hate everything about this.
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    Damn. Pat Robertson says I’m not supposed to be eating Macaroni and Cheese. Good thing
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    Reblogging because of the obvious ‘Robertson is a total dillhole’ issue, but also because annlarimer’s comment just...
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    Buh what? Mac and cheese is just a comfort food thing. I mean, my comfort food is usually southern food, and there is...
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    mac and cheese a “black thing”? I mean, it’s...my top 5 favorite side items, and, last I...
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    Haha, thanks for reblogging this; it has a place on my blog forever.
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    I’m not sure if you saw this last time, Kate. So I’m cautiously reblogging again.
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