I have accomplished the impossible.
I have burned spaghetti.
I legit set mussels on fire today while trying to cook them. ON FIRE. and then in order to prevent death I threw open the kitchen window and threw it all outside…
cause fuck it. thats why.
Watching old seasons of 30 Rock over again
removing a wart on my hand
eventually giving up and convincing myself warts are cool
making a resume