February 2012
17 posts
slaneofthought:
In the continuing Red Lobster...
Twitter: @AlexanderWatt →
alexwatt:
I decided a little while back to stop posting one-liners to this blog. If you’re still interested in reading them, you can find them on my Twitter page. If not, then I’m sure this humorless post linking to them is a breath of fresh air.
GO check out this twitter its full of racist, republican biased, posts. Sometimes he posts pictures of animals being tortured with the caption...
Chance reading Philosoraptor Meme's will help me...
none.
Anyone who thought a little asian fella was gunna...
Adele's ex-boyfriend started a Twitter to tell his... →
intenselyhuman:
I have accomplished the impossible.
I have burned spaghetti.
I legit set mussels on fire today while trying to cook them. ON FIRE. and then in order to prevent death I threw open the kitchen window and threw it all outside…
cause fuck it. thats why.
congrats louie!
Sometimes, right before bed, I wonder if it would...
Friday Night
Watching old seasons of 30 Rock over again
drinking
…alone…
removing a wart on my hand
eventually giving up and convincing myself warts are cool
drinking
making a resume