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February 2012

17 posts

Lob Star

slaneofthought:

In the continuing Red Lobster saga, a new high point arises — someone who I don’t know records my jingle. Seriously Red Lobster, what more do you want from me? SmashMouth likes the jingle, Reddit wants it to happen, and it actually got recorded. This has to happen.

This is somehow the first ive heard of this but if it doesnt happen I swear to god I will freak out 

Feb 28, 201253 notes
Feb 27, 20124,716 notes
Twitter: @AlexanderWatt → twitter.com

alexwatt:

I decided a little while back to stop posting one-liners to this blog. If you’re still interested in reading them, you can find them on my Twitter page. If not, then I’m sure this humorless post linking to them is a breath of fresh air.

GO check out this twitter its full of racist, republican biased, posts. Sometimes he posts pictures of animals being tortured with the caption “lol” underneath, and he has these reoccurring tweets about which countries we should “take out”…

Feb 22, 20126 notes
Chance reading Philosoraptor Meme's will help me pass my Philosophy class...

none.

Feb 22, 20120 notes
Feb 22, 201288,973 notes
Anyone who thought a little asian fella was gunna solve the Time Warner MSG feud is a genius
Feb 17, 20120 notes
Feb 16, 20124 notes
Feb 14, 201236,691 notes
Adele's ex-boyfriend started a Twitter to tell his side of the story. → twitter.com
Feb 13, 201212 notes
Feb 13, 20122,188 notes

intenselyhuman:

I have accomplished the impossible.

I have burned spaghetti.

I legit set mussels on fire today while trying to cook them. ON FIRE. and then in order to prevent death I threw open the kitchen window and threw it all outside…

cause fuck it. thats why. 

Feb 13, 20123 notes
Feb 13, 2012305 notes
Feb 13, 201214 notes
congrats louie!
Feb 12, 20120 notes
Sometimes, right before bed, I wonder if it would be the worst thing or the best thing if the world ended when I closed my eyes.
Feb 08, 20120 notes
Feb 05, 20129 notes
Friday Night

Watching old seasons of 30 Rock over again

drinking 

…alone…

removing a wart on my hand

eventually giving up and convincing myself warts are cool

drinking

making a resume

Feb 03, 20121 note
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