oddfuture: WE DID IT. OFWGKTA. WE WAS BROKE NOBODIES LAST YEAR. SHIT, WE STILL ARE NOBODIES, BUT TOOK THAT SHINY NIGGA HOME THO.
Jwow is ugly as fuck.
theoriginaljoefisher: frangry: Just saw a live rat eating a dead rat. But is it art?
alexwatt: Today, I accomplished my life-long goal of eating an entire pizza by myself. I feel like I just placed in the world’s saddest, yet most delicious marathon. Congratulations!
I haven't had the urge to cut in so long, but I...
UNFollllllowww! am i right?
ryanpurtill: The guy from Geno’s dies, we get an earthquake, a tornado, and a hurricane all the same week in Philly. Maybe God is a Mets fan? if he was a mets fan he would wipe out the mets and let us start over.
When do we start looting?
the best hurricane parties end with memes
jackieangst: Who wants the template for politically apathetic “king of the party” bro? This is my best friend as a meme i like it a lot
Happy Women's Equality Day
kingofpith: Btw. There’s never been a woman president of the United States, only 12 Fortune 500 companies have women CEO’s or presidents, female genital mutilation is present is many African nations, and the kitchen is dirty. sorry. had to.
Whatever caused the Will and Jada separation, the...
Anonymous asked: Seriously?
My dad thinks he can put "fresh" at the beginning...
“Fresh Sherbet” “Fresh Ice Cream” “Fresh Peanut Butter and Chocolate Fudge”
People who don’t drink Mikes Hard because its ‘girly’ are...– Guy uncomfortably drinking Mikes Hard at a party. Definitively not me.
I stand from afar looking at shit drinking in a corner alone I try to sigh I mumble to myself I release an audible moan The sun sucks the music is poor macaroni salad is alright one beer two beer three beer four by the fifth beer theres sure to be a fight Family is a weird thing I obviously didn’t get to pick six beer seven beer eight beer nine I think I’m going to be...
thedailywhat: In Case You Missed It of the Day: On last night’s Conan, Louis C.K. debuted some new material that will likely make its way onto his recently renewed TV show before long. [teamcoco.] This is one of the funniest jokes ive heard from him. dear god.
Amir is on Louie. What?