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I judge how my nights went by how I pee in the...
Sigmund Freud must have had the hottest mother of all time.
Advice About Making Phone Calls, for Cripplingly... →
Like he who wrote it.
ifc: Aubrey Plaza visits the feminist bookstore in Portland, OR. Catch Portlandia on IFC Friday nights at 10:30pm. So so very funny. and I will finally cave in to the Alex Watt “Aubrey Plaza is really hot” campaign. …but her stand up is atrocious.
Pop Deal: Any 'Simpsons' Season for $13.99, Today... →
popculturebrain: Today’s Amazon Gold Box deal is any season of The Simpsons for the low price of $13.99. That’s 65% off! (via Collider) THIS MAKE NO SENSE!
Toy Story 3 is nominated for Best Picture
ONE QUESTION Where the fuck is Tim Allen’s Oscar nod? He is so disappointed, he cant even look at you.
Just skipped my Spanish class to watch Scared...
Bob's Burgers is worth watching.
Larry King just started interviewing Shaun White...
inelectricdreams-deactivated201 asked: what kinda articles have you written ?
I go to a small liberal arts college, I like to...
I need to start doing stand-up soon.
I want to write articles.
Dear Blog That Posts Porn That Just Followed Me, ...
Drinking Games That Don't Work
Drink every time you crack a smile watching The Cleveland Show.
List of things I wish people would stop doing in...
jesskenney: Stealing shit. Breaking shit. Throwing up on my shit. Throwing food. Throwing anything. Throwing kegs at my garage door. Spilling things on my furniture. Writing on my walls. Doing drugs. Screaming. Crying. Fighting. Passing out. sounds like a dick.
ryanpurtill: The best way I can explain what it is like being raised in an Irish Catholic household, is that it’s the most intense form of Stockholm Syndrome imaginable.
cockenblog: It’s a Jay-Z morning. My name is...