Things I Think About Stuff: Archive

Feb 1st

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Rill Rill - Sleigh Bells

Jan 31st

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Jan 30th

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Dear Followers,

I will no longer be feeding my Tumblr posts through my Twitter. Therefore my twitter will be far less annoying. Follow me? @PatrickMerryman

Jan 29th

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I judge how my nights went by how I pee in the...

Jan 29th

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Original MILF

Sigmund Freud must have had the hottest mother of all time.

Jan 26th

Advice About Making Phone Calls, for Cripplingly... →

Like he who wrote it.

Jan 26th

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ifc: Aubrey Plaza visits the feminist bookstore in Portland, OR. Catch Portlandia on IFC Friday nights at 10:30pm. So so very funny. and I will finally cave in to the Alex Watt “Aubrey Plaza is really hot” campaign. …but her stand up is atrocious.

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

Pop Deal: Any 'Simpsons' Season for $13.99, Today... →

popculturebrain: Today’s Amazon Gold Box deal is any season of The Simpsons for the low price of $13.99. That’s 65% off! (via Collider) THIS MAKE NO SENSE!

Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

Toy Story 3 is nominated for Best Picture

ONE QUESTION Where the fuck is Tim Allen’s Oscar nod? He is so disappointed, he cant even look at you.

Jan 25th

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Just skipped my Spanish class to watch Scared...

Jan 25th

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Bob's Burgers is worth watching.

Jan 25th

Larry King just started interviewing Shaun White...

Jan 25th

inelectricdreams-deactivated201 asked: what kinda articles have you written ?

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Jan 24th

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I go to a small liberal arts college, I like to...

I need to start doing stand-up soon.

Jan 24th

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I want to write articles.

Jan 24th

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Dear Blog That Posts Porn That Just Followed Me, ...

Jan 24th

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Drinking Games That Don't Work

Drink every time you crack a smile watching The Cleveland Show.

Jan 24th

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List of things I wish people would stop doing in...

jesskenney: Stealing shit. Breaking shit. Throwing up on my shit. Throwing food. Throwing anything. Throwing kegs at my garage door. Spilling things on my furniture. Writing on my walls. Doing drugs. Screaming. Crying. Fighting. Passing out. sounds like a dick.

Jan 23rd

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Irish Catholic

ryanpurtill: The best way I can explain what it is like being raised in an Irish Catholic household, is that it’s the most intense form of Stockholm Syndrome imaginable.

Jan 23rd

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