July 2010
50 posts
I try to do the right thing
like a spike lee joint
I aint the new york knicks tho
I dont disappoint
Got my polo hat
and my polo draws
ho ho hoes everywhere
call me santa clause
but im not fat,
just a little bit chubby,
apparently it doesnt matter,
your girl still calls me hubby.
Don't you hate it when
you are eating cheese doodles and drinking soda on the couch without a shirt on and you spill diet coke all over your chest and then the crumbs from all the cheese doodles you are eating start to get mixed in with the soda and you feel sticky and after about an hour you stand up to wash off and reevaluate your life and all the soda and cheese doodle crumbs go straight down your pants.
“There is no I in TEAM. But we have discovered for ourselves that there is an I in WIN. Unfortunately there’s no I in WON, which we did. By a lot.”
—Jake Hurwitz
Just explained what roofies are to my mom at 3AM. She passed out before I was finished. She never listens to me!!
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“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by brevity, over-connectedness, emotionally starving for attention, dragging themselves through virtual communities at 3 am, surrounded by stale pizza and neglected dreams, looking for angry meaning, any meaning, same hat wearing hipsters burning for shared and skeptical approval from the holographic projected dynamo in the technology of the era, who weak connections and recession wounded and directionless, sat up, micro-conversing in the supernatural darkness of Wi-Fi-enabled cafes….”
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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Tweet. (via lapuravidagallery) (via cmonstah)
Though we love this, we have to say we’re disappointed that it took the Internet so long to come up with this.
(via newsweek)
(via kevinslane)
Well, 1431 days until soccer is cool again.
If you listened closely you could hear soccer become irrelevant again.
3 years ago...
I friend requested Renaldo Balkman.
Today he accepted my friend request.
I'm having a movie day at my house...
I just watched Grizzly Man.
It is about a guy from Long Island (not relevant to the synopsis) that lives with bears for a long time and eventually one of the bears eats him.
I did some research and it turns out David Letterman had him on his show once and Letterman joked that he was going to get eaten eventually.
that means Letterman is 1 for 1 on specific eventual death predictions.
It would be funny if Letterman had someone like Lebron James on, looked him dead in the eyes and said, “You are eventually going to get eaten by bears.”
Everyone would be like “WHATTTT?!”
but not me.
cause I predicted his prediction.
Then I would be 1 for 1 on david lettermans specific predictions of people getting eaten by bears.
I’m watching Greenburg next.
