"I watched Vanilla Sky last night...It was crazy... →
I am kinda upset that Greg Oden apologized for his nude pictures cause I was hoping that he would deny it was him and I would be able to tell people the pictures were of myself. Nothing ever works out the way I want it to.
I need to find a new "go to" exclamation
alexwatt: “Oops!” isn’t really doing anything for my street cred. Maybe your new one should be “oops!” cause I live with you and you never say that…”oopsies!” on the other hand…well, you say that at least 4 times a day.
I feel bad for those who live vicariously through sports video games but at the same time it is funny to watch how they live.
Up in the Air- A- Blind Side- B Sherlock Holmes- B Youth in Revolt- C It’s Complicated- C+ Invictus- B Inglorious Bastards-A- Few more to watch …(Precious)
If you ever want to immediately remember what its like to be a kid smell a box full of crayons and colored pencils…If everyone did that every morning the world would be a better place.
"Have I got girls every day? Have they not been...
fuckyeahjerseyshore: —Mike “The Situation” my freshman year can almost be summed up by this quote. if i was to revise it I would make it say…”Have I brought a girl back once a weekend? almost. Have some of them been pretty? no.”
A few things I learned from Twitter.
Nate Robinson of The New York Knicks has a crush on Amanda Bynes. Tila Tequila is extremely hot and equally as annoying. John Mayer is a douche. Ima a douche for following John Mayer.
Kids I’m here to tell you that you can anything you dream of, unless Jay...– Conan!!
I love when people make decisions for me
I was wondering if, as a guy, I should watch College basketball or If I could just watch Katy Perry Unplugged…My uncle put on Katy Perry and has yet to change the channel. I’m pretty happy about it.
Well, atleast it's better than "Showtime"
alexwatt: I spent over ten minutes trying to find the body wash with the least douche-y sounding name and the best I could do was “After Hours.” Mission Failed.
Straight from Tor on to Drake was on that show got hoked up with weezy now hes got plenty ho’s i’ve been livin in marl bo ro without any hoes where the ghetto is a farm and the pitbulls are crows I hate to admit the cruel truth like im never gunna be famous my neighbor’s got one tooth In the very slightest ima get the fuck out of here but for the time being get me...
GGGG WIZZZZ. This should be appreciated. →
I think I am gunna bring my website back. →
leeleeleelee: Wyclef Jean - December 1993 (Oh...
I am only three steps away from dating Taylor Swift. 1) Get her to answer my tweets. 2) Learn guitar. 3) Become better looking.
caseydonahue: Dear girl that I will marry in the...
Youth in Revolt is uncomfortably awkward.
and I think I hate it.
Crank 2 is only good when you see it in theaters with all your friends.
margaretgraceee: agentmlovestacos: Of Montreal...