February 2012
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Twitter: @AlexanderWatt →
alexwatt: I decided a little while back to stop posting one-liners to this blog. If you’re still interested in reading them, you can find them on my Twitter page. If not, then I’m sure this humorless post linking to them is a breath of fresh air. GO check out this twitter its full of racist, republican biased, posts. Sometimes he posts pictures of animals being tortured with the caption...
Feb 22nd
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Chance reading Philosoraptor Meme's will help me...
none.
Feb 22nd
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Anyone who thought a little asian fella was gunna...
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Feb 14th
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Adele's ex-boyfriend started a Twitter to tell his... →
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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intenselyhuman: I have accomplished the impossible. I have burned spaghetti. I legit set mussels on fire today while trying to cook them. ON FIRE. and then in order to prevent death I threw open the kitchen window and threw it all outside… cause fuck it. thats why. 
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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congrats louie!
Feb 13th
Sometimes, right before bed, I wonder if it would...
Feb 8th
Feb 5th
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Friday Night
Watching old seasons of 30 Rock over again drinking  …alone… removing a wart on my hand eventually giving up and convincing myself warts are cool drinking making a resume
Feb 4th
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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David Tyree is so excited that he is going to be...
Jan 23rd
I just wanna dance.
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Listencockenblog: New York I Love You, But You’re...
Jan 9th
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Sometimes I can convince my girlfriend she farted...
relationships are weird like that. 
Jan 4th
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December 2011
24 posts
Anonymous asked: so like...what are your hopes and dreams?
Dec 27th
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remember the kid who voiced Nemo on Finding Nemo?
youtooktheeasywayout: lolsomeone-actually: dobbers: Reblog and click the picture whoa! someone hit puberty ;) Can I marry you ?? O.O  SHAne
Dec 27th
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Drinking alone the day after christmas is about as...
Dec 27th
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Dec 21st
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fycatherine asked: i don't like wale since i got thrown out of his concert for hitting a girl. :/
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Yesterday was Taylor Swifts birthday and I didn't...
Dec 14th
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Christian Bale is Ron Swanson
Watch American Psycho…and think about how Christian Bale sounds EXACTLY and I mean EXACTLY like Ron Swanson. It’s fucking bizarre.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGeAMVK75T4 Young Ron Swanson … Do not tell me other wise.
Dec 14th
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collegehumor: College Basketball Coach Gets Pumped Up About Rebound He hasn’t been this excited since the previous rebound. Hey guys! this is my college! Now two cool things have come out of Siena…Alex Watt and this video
Dec 8th
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alexwatt: I think a better name for sweatpants would be pants. when i’m wearing them the name is pretty appropriate. 
Dec 7th
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gotemcoach: NEVER FORGET:  The tall tale of Paul Pierce and the Wheelchair Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley go in on Paul Pierce, calling him the “Fake Willis Reed.”  Always good for a laugh. @gotem_coach
Dec 6th
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welcometothisblogbitch: Dear Tim and Eric, Awesome movie. Great job, Chase
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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intenselyhuman: I don’t qualify for food stamps. easily the most disappointing realization anyone could have. 
Dec 1st
November 2011
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Hope Victoria's Secret Fashion Show can give me...
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