February 2012
15 posts
Twitter: @AlexanderWatt →
alexwatt:
I decided a little while back to stop posting one-liners to this blog. If you’re still interested in reading them, you can find them on my Twitter page. If not, then I’m sure this humorless post linking to them is a breath of fresh air.
GO check out this twitter its full of racist, republican biased, posts. Sometimes he posts pictures of animals being tortured with the caption...
Chance reading Philosoraptor Meme's will help me...
none.
Anyone who thought a little asian fella was gunna...
Adele's ex-boyfriend started a Twitter to tell his... →
intenselyhuman:
I have accomplished the impossible.
I have burned spaghetti.
I legit set mussels on fire today while trying to cook them. ON FIRE. and then in order to prevent death I threw open the kitchen window and threw it all outside…
cause fuck it. thats why.
congrats louie!
Sometimes, right before bed, I wonder if it would...
Friday Night
Watching old seasons of 30 Rock over again
drinking
…alone…
removing a wart on my hand
eventually giving up and convincing myself warts are cool
drinking
making a resume
January 2012
6 posts
David Tyree is so excited that he is going to be...
I just wanna dance.
1 tag
Sometimes I can convince my girlfriend she farted...
relationships are weird like that.
December 2011
24 posts
Anonymous asked: so like...what are your hopes and dreams?
remember the kid who voiced Nemo on Finding Nemo?
youtooktheeasywayout:
lolsomeone-actually:
dobbers:
Reblog and click the picture
whoa! someone hit puberty ;)
Can I marry you ?? O.O
SHAne
Drinking alone the day after christmas is about as...
fycatherine asked: i don't like wale since i got thrown out of his concert for hitting a girl. :/
Yesterday was Taylor Swifts birthday and I didn't...
Christian Bale is Ron Swanson
Watch American Psycho…and think about how Christian Bale sounds EXACTLY and I mean EXACTLY like Ron Swanson. It’s fucking bizarre.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGeAMVK75T4
Young Ron Swanson … Do not tell me other wise.
collegehumor:
College Basketball Coach Gets Pumped Up About Rebound
He hasn’t been this excited since the previous rebound.
Hey guys! this is my college! Now two cool things have come out of Siena…Alex Watt and this video
alexwatt:
I think a better name for sweatpants would be pants.
when i’m wearing them the name is pretty appropriate.
gotemcoach:
NEVER FORGET: The tall tale of Paul Pierce and the Wheelchair
Kenny Smith and Charles Barkley go in on Paul Pierce, calling him the “Fake Willis Reed.” Always good for a laugh.
@gotem_coach
welcometothisblogbitch:
Dear Tim and Eric,
Awesome movie.
Great job,
Chase
intenselyhuman:
I don’t qualify for food stamps.
easily the most disappointing realization anyone could have.
November 2011
29 posts
Hope Victoria's Secret Fashion Show can give me...