May 2013
2 posts
Has anyone noticed that hoes have been tripping?
March 2013
2 posts
Living alone is weird. Haven't talked to myself in a week and I still have not done the dishes.
THAT D
Ronaissance
Ronaissance - THAT D
Three Six Mafia rework help
this is crack music. omg.
February 2013
11 posts
I bought two drinks at dunkin donuts so the lady wouldn't think both muffins were for me...rock bottom never tasted so good.
Hi. I'm new here
thought I’d give it the old college try.
Todd King is a short, jewish, poor, one time suicidal, alcoholic.
You gotta figure theres a pretty good chance he’s funny. right?
If you like any of that stuff you will enjoy Todd.
I hate when my internet is slow
masturbating to a loading screen just doesn’t do it for me
I can't do the worm but I can slam my dick against the floor harder than you've ever seen someone slam their dick against a floor.
You haven't lived till you spend ten minutes sitting on a clogged toilet in a Burlington coat factory
The girl at the pizza place is cute but she knows how much pizza I eat so it would never work out.
January 2013
9 posts
My inner monologue is Kevin James' stand up routine.
Who do you yell at when you forget to pay your bill and they shut off your internet?
Can someone tell me what a mental breakdown feels like
You have like ten minutes
