Things I Think About Stuff

Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

Wanna ask me about things? please do.

national potato chip day

its national potato chip day so i bought plain potato chips as an homage but i never get plain and now i hate the chips im eating on national chip day and wish i was eating those pickle flavored ones that make my breath smell. 

fashion of a hobo

wine inside a solo

fading faster than a mcfly family photo