Things I Think About Stuff

Hi! I'm Patrick Merryman. I am from New York and like to write things and eventualy wish to act. Check out my CollegeHumor articles, YankeePotRoast Articles, and if you want I could write you a sonnet consisting only of food metaphors.

I am currently an English major at a college that exists and since switching my major from business my parents are dead in the eyes when they look at me.

Wanna ask me about things? please do.

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Happy Mother’s Day etc

Happy Mother’s Day etc

Ronaissance

—THAT D

Ronaissance - THAT D

Three Six Mafia rework help

this is crack music. omg. 

Hi. I’m new here

tiddkong:

thought I’d give it the old college try.

Todd King is a short, jewish, poor, one time suicidal, alcoholic.

You gotta figure theres a pretty good chance he’s funny. right?

If you like any of that stuff you will enjoy Todd.